Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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