when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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