just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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