Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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