The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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