We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
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