Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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