It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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