Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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