don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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