so that wasnt chicken after all
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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