your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Tell her she can't have a vagina
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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