Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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