Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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