1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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