doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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