Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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