You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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