What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
