everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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