We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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