Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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