you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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