Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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