you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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