You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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