We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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