New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize