we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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