is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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