your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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