There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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