I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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