my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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