Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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