I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
