My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Randomize