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these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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