shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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