Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Shame is for Republicans.
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