Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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