I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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