Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So squirting runs in the family.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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