Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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