nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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