Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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