is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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