We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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