piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm getting married
To pizza
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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