She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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