she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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