ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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