I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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